LuLu and Shady, Part Deux

• I cannot take credit for the follow posts via Facebook from my brother.  He is closer to the source than I am to the  "Cirque de Sha-Lu"" than I am.  Until LuLu's frenetic flock of Tasmanian devils depart on the 4th of April no one is safe.  America,  put up your china and nail down your furniture.
  
  "While enjoying a meal this evening at Cracker Barrell, Shady informed LuLu in between bites of his open face roast beef platter that "she" was just about "in trouble" with him. Lulu sneaked off to the local casino with her visiting nephew presumably to teach him the evils of gambling....didn't return until 1:30am to Shady's dismay. All of this being said while Shady's scratching off the last number of a losing lotto card and complaining that they must have changed cooks, cause the food just ain't as good as it used to be. Fine dining at its best".....Bro

  
  

  
  
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  "I knew it was only a matter of time...seems twin #1 cut it a little too close while racing through the house and caught a corner with the side of his head...yep you said it...emergency room for stitches....after it was all over and back at home, Shady complained 'my whole day was wasted and I ain't taking nobody else to the emergency room' "...Bro

  
  

  
  

  I have a feeling that it will be a cold day in, well, let's just say that it's going to be a cold day on the "great gray greasy mighty Limpopo" before Shady lets LuLu extend the right hand of hospitable friendship to any relatives from across the big pond to visit again.  It may take months for his blood pressure to crawl out of stroke level.